This is hysterical! (And a smidgen cynical… and true.)



To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________

I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be

changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:

______1. The persons who copied my paper got a higher grade than I did.

______2. The person whose paper I copied got a higher grade than I did.

______3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won’t get


______Law School

______Medical School ______Graduate School

______Dental School ______My Fraternity/Sorority

______The Mickey Mouse Club ______Tri County Tech

______4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in


______5. I’ll lose my scholarship.

______6. I’m on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn’t find a copy

of your exam.

______7. I didn’t come to class and the person whose notes I used

did not cover the material asked for on the exam.

______8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every

little fact.

______9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams

asked about general principles.

_____10. You are prejudiced against:

______Males ______Jews ______Blacks

______Females ______Catholics ______Whites

______Protestants ______Moslems ______Minorities

______Chicanos ______People ______Students

_____11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance.

_____12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following


______mono ______broken baby finger

______acute alcoholism ______pregnancy

______VD ______fatherhood

_____13. You told us to be creative but you didn’t tell us exactly

how you wanted that done.

_____14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.

_____15. I don’t have a reason; I just want a higher grade.

_____16. The lectures were:

______too detailed to pick out important points.

______not explained in sufficient detail.

______too boring.

______all jokes and not enough material.

______all of the above.

_____17. This course was:

______too early, I was not awake.

______at lunchtime, I was hungry.

______too late, I was tired.

_____18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my

(book, notes, paper) for this course.

_____19. Other___________________________________________________

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