‘Tis the last week of the semester,
And my students gave to me:
Twelve whiny emails
Eleven dying grandmas
Ten family funerals
Nine nonsensical excuses
Eight exam schedule conflicts
Seven broken printers (slash flashdrives slash cars slash front doors . . . don’t ask about that last one)
Six missing papers
Five technological snafus (buh duh buh buh)
Four didn’t know due dates
Three incomplete requests
Two I can’t be failings
And one “can I present after finals, instead?”
from proftowanda
Note: This did not happen to me, but I can totally see this…