From “Ten Worst Things to put on your c.v.”:
Quote from: theblondeassassin on July 07, 2011, 2:57:18 AM
Quote from: madhatter on July 07, 2011, 1:21:06 AM
Quote from: southerntransplant on July 05, 2011, 5:59:02 PM
On academic CV:
I was always taught that if your health is listed on a resume as anything other than “excellent,” you would be considered gravely ill.
That does it. I’m adding to my cv “Health: In Progress.”
Ah yes, we could have an entire new lexicon:
In progress: I am trying to stop drinking, overeating, etc.
Submitted: I have a doctor’s appointment
Under review: I am undergoing a series of medical treatments
Revise and resubmit: I have a major operation scheduled shortly
In press: I am in the morgue
Published: See my obituary for more details
Because, seriously, we need more humor in our lives.