Entire e-mail (no greeting, no signature):
I having trouble remebering what the assignment was for 2mor so please get back at me with sum details.
Clearly someone skipped the e-mail etiquette portion of the syllabus.
Alternate fantasy reply:
The assignment is to write a 10 page paper demonstrating (with standard mathematical proof format) that tumor + tumor = former.
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