I’ve been reading the Chronicle of Higher Ed’s fora posts again. Now I’m looking for good tag lines.
“I can understand underprepared, but how am I supposed to teach the underintelligent?”
Concordia
“I accept your applause with aplomb.” Conjugate
“Helpful Administrators are begotten only when a departmental meeting reaches a consensus” Anakin
“Your bad choices in college do not create an emergency on my part.” Gennimo
“I am surprised their grade is an F, that seems too high.” Anon99
“I’ve never argued for the inherent humanity of undergraduate students.” Grasshopper
I think it’s a shame that it seems like the lines with the most pizzazz are lines that are negative zingers.